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January 29, 2008



I hate to admit it but when I was young and married I once made him check out my foot long turd. He was impressed.

At this age I would never share but I would still be impressed with myself.


Uncle Keith,

Does your wife, perhaps, reside in Des Moines?

Uncle Keith

Excellent! You are a woman after my own heart!

I remain unmarried, surprisingly enough.


Uncle Keith,
It is really, really difficult to believe that an evacuation artist of your calibre isn't married.

Uncle Keith

I know I can hardly believe it my self, just lucky I guess.


i've just learned of a crazy fitness guru in the UK, Gillian McKeith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_McKeith) who claims to be able to diagnose ailments through some form of poo poking... wonder if she's single?


disgusted from des moines should come check out the faeces at the gimcrack.

then she could probably appreciate her husband's works of art better

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